Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! I smell the blood of a soccer governing body!
FIFA, the terrible no good band of Europeans who keep forcing us to call soccer “football,” saw some of its senior most officials arrested in Switzerland today on American corruption charges.
Feel free to take a moment, look at an American flag, and get all teary eyed. (This is why the pilgrims crossed an ocean.)
Anyway, here is John Oliver’s epic takedown of FIFA from his show John Oliver’s Epic Takedowns.