Fight disinformation: Sign up for the free Mother Jones Daily newsletter and follow the news that matters.
It’s true, she’s pregnant, it’s in the NME! And Party Ben, using his Photoshop powers for evil, proudly gives you the first “if they mated”-style glimpse at what their offspring will probably look like. Is it the “Chemical Allen” or the “Lily Brother?” You decide, and then decide if it should maybe co-star on that Cavemen show. Prepare yourself, put the kids to bed, and then click the “continues inside” button to witness the carnage.
