1. Gramm once described himself as:

   “The pit bull of the American Right.”
   “Strom Thurmond without the orange hair.”
   “The skunk at the garden party.”
   “Dickey Flatt’s second cousin.”
   “A foot soldier for the Bush Revolution.”

2. Gramm earned a Ph.D. in economics from the University of Georgia, but his early educational experiences were rocky, to say the least. Which of the following grades did Gramm not fail?

   3rd
   4th
   7th
   9th

3. In 1974, Gramm sent investment money to the producer of which two movies?

   “Truck Stop Women” and “Beauty Queens”
   “The Candidate” and “All the President’s Men”
   “Debbie Does Dallas” and “Saturday Night Fever”
   “Night of the Living Dead” and “Nightmare on Elm Street”
   “The Story of O” and “The Hatchet Murders”

4. When asked if he would consider a woman as his vice-presidential running mate, how did Gramm respond?

   “Like who — some witch like Bella Abzug?”
   “I can’t imagine a woman saying yes.”
   “Elizabeth Dole says she’s sticking with Bob.”
   “We need brains, not boobs.”
   “Sophia Loren is not a citizen.”

5. According to Gramm, “I own more _____________ than I need. But not as many as I want.”

   porno magazines
   pictures of myself
   web pages
   copies of Newt’s novel
   shotguns

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